Mr. B (wearing golf shirt)
IM JUST a country kid at bottom, and baloney, in one way or another, has always been a part of my life. So what if its all fat, air and artificial ingredients! Stuff thats cheap and tasty appeal to rich and poor alike as few things do in Americaand always have! Also, an added benefit is that its easier being sociable over baloney and not having to watch every word, sometimes even with women too.
As if I need to be reminded, here I am with this situation in Iraq and Im being hounded by the media as a deceiving lecher. In other countries its taken for granted that men in my position have mistresses and even illegitimate children that attend funerals when they die (not that Im admitting anything illegal or improper). I think its time our great nation realized this and, in fact, afforded women equal consideration when they attain similar leadership positions. Im certain my wife agrees with this view, at the very least in principle (and probably more in reality!). I think it was Al Smith who said: No matter how you slice it, its still baloney. He could have been more positive about it but, as they say, theres no accounting for taste.
My approach to baloney , to specifically return to the matter at hand, is to peel away at the edges and take em one at a time. Its easier then to make each piece fit into the shape and form you want: take advantage now or save for later. Oh, and theres usually a lot less of a problem with left-overs!
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